So I was extremely bored and reading the US constitution. Which, I realize usually happens the other way around but I can’t help but notice all the babble. Then the stuff that matters is getting changed as we speak…
Check out Amendment 4 – Search and Seizure. Ratified 12/15/1791.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Didn’t this get fuct in the bill obama just passed that says people can be searched n seized for no reason. I think the whole gun thing was a distraction perhaps to get other bills signed. How is there not riots in the streets over this one being infringed but if you threaten to take away someone’s guns then be prepared for war. It’s like you can’t have the milk with those cookies so ya spend all this time arguing about the milk and then by the time you earn your milk you realize your cookies are gone.
Now the 2nd amendment, as hopefully everyone knows, was ONLY created to protect the people from their government. Ummmm if I truly believed I needed a gun cuz my government was so fuct up, I would just move somewhere that i didn’t think my own government was so fuct that I felt I needed a gun. Call me crazy. Now for the sake of this archaic law written in Fuckin 1791 (cough cough, show me something else, anything else from that year that is relevant to 2013) lets assume it was written to protect the people. Ok now out of alllllllllll the bad that has come from personal gun ownership since 1791 (almost 225 years ago), I ask you how many times it’s ever been used for what it was created for? You are correct if you said a whopping zero. So zero actual uses to support ones ONLY ARGUMENT as to why they need a gun, compared to 12000 gun deaths last year alone. Hmmm?!
That’s like creating a law where everyone can have a pet lion just in case wild elephant heards storm your property and then in 225 years they’ve never come, not even once, but you and everyone you know has been effected or knows someone effected by lion attacks and it’s on the news daily. How is this any different?
By the time it gets to a point where citizens are warranted to use their guns because they need to defend against THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT please tell me what laws will even fuckin matter then? They’re coming to kill you and your neighbour. So you think your neighbours are going to stand trial cuz they shot you before the government did??!?! Fuck no! It’s just gonna be a free-for-all of bullet rain. So what kind of moronic type of thinking is this??? If your government is coming to kill you then HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALL LAW is out the window by that point anyway. And to think you’re going to win cuz you had a gun? Do you know how advanced your army technology is? Fuck we would need tanks n fighter jets as well as drone attack planes to be equal. Seriously sit there and picture this one off scenario that this law was created for and ask yourself if you would stand a chance??? Ok so you’ve got 3 assault rifles. Ya still only got 2 arms mafukka. So you and your neighbors (who I’m sure are all in agreement right? Lol) are going to band together and defeat the evil government when they storm through your town? How fuckin dumb are you?
And are we forgetting that this law kinda incriminates one’s own military too? The ones you pay billions to train and arm lol. Cuz when we say “to protect from the government” we don’t mean everyone needs a gun in case Obama goes crazy and comes at you with a gun. We mean if shit goes down it’s you vs your own army you idiot. So could you preemptively shoot militia and get away with it? Claim the 2nd amendment? Guess what? By the time martial law is enforced it don’t matter how many guns you have. You gonna protect your family and kill ALL the good/bad guys? For how long? Then you are surely going to die cuz you just killed military. I’m just trying to wrap my head around this amendments actual use. So at that point when everything is fuct and your government is attacking you do you think you’re going to get a trial where you can say “oh but it’s my 2nd amendment right” and they’re gonna just say “oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah we wrote that so when we tried to kill you, you could defend yourself. Ok you’re free. Oh but wait we’re still in war time and you’re captured so bye” – bang – dead.
Is anyone following me here? At what point will this law EVER be effective? When shit hits the fan that bad that you need to protect your family with a gun collection, do you seriously think that EVERY gun store will not have been long raided by this point and it’s just going to be a complete shit show everywhere gun or no gun? THIS is what you have prepared your life for by living in the United States? So you could one day cling to your gun and protect yourself from your own people? Sad. Let’s be REAL fuckin realistic here. On the off chance you do survive, cuz c’mon now you know you can’t survive forever, I mean the government is trying to kill you! They found Bin Laden, they found Sadaam and by gosh darnit they will find and kill you cuz they don’t (or won’t at that point anyway) give a fuck about you. And when your bullets are done and you actually want to escape the fighting madness, you know damn well you’ll just end up trying to flee to Canada. DO NOT kid yourself. We are where slaves and draft dodgers alike can run away to when they realize that the US constitution ain’t worth dick when shit hits the fan anyway. Conscription, martial law, all that shit means you’re done. Do you honestly think you won’t have been called into the army already if shit was hitting the fan? Then they just give you a gun. You really didn’t need one before. lol. You will be conscripted to be your own enemy and having a gun to defend yourself against that will get you nowhere. That’s like saying everybody needs a flash light. Then the government says we’re going to war, quick everybody grab a flash light cuz you have no choice in the matter. So you’re going to use your flash light in order to not join the flash light brigade? You are the brigade cuz you got one. Not becoming the brigade, well, THAT is the ONLY point at which you would have to fight this impending evil (that is your own government) is it not? And you see that scenario playing out just how exactly again? But don’t worry, if you join, you will still have the free will to shoot whoever you want, just as anyone in your infantry does, or will have or did have in or out of war. Happy now?
Let’s picture this in ANY other scenario. Your roommate or your landlord perhaps. Let’s say you live in a place that is awesome. Great deal on the apartment, you’re eating well but you had been warned by the people living there for the past 225 years that you better keep a gun because the landlord might just go crazy one day. How good would this fuckin apartment have to be in order for a rational and sane person to say “fuckit it’s definitely worth it if all I gotta do is sleep with a gun” right? Like seriously, nobody in their right mind would ever do that. Go out and buy a gun in order to feel safe in an apartment they pay for. So how is this any different from willingly living in the United States and clinging to the 2nd amendment? It’s not.
Now I’ve got a lot of American friends and I don’t know what their views on the 2nd amendment are but I hope this article has made you at least think about it from a different angle. I haven’t locked my door in 7 years, except when I had that girl from France live here for 3 months cuz she was paranoid and I was trying to be respectful, but besides that I take comfort in living where I do. Apartment and country. This article was not in any way shape or form aimed at Americans. After touring the states extensively I met some of the coolest people ever and I know not everyone thinks they need a gun. This article is aimed at the logic of the 2nd amendment. So if you take offence to it then it’s probably cuz you think you need a gun to protect yourself from your government and you are ok with that. I apologize for calling you a fuckin idiot like I just did right there in this sentence, but you should really wake up and try to smell the freedom. Or at least enjoy the fake freedom while it lasts. Having weapons of mass destruction is I guess dependent on your definition of mass. Mine would be more than one. So if you have a weapon that can kill any more people than yourself when you need to put yourself out of misery or the impending misery brought on by your government as you so put it, then you are over-armed. In the mean time your mentally unstable child, whom you let Medal of Honour parent on a playstation 3, doesn’t understand the 2nd amendment and that it’s only if your government wants to hurt you, not if you want to shoot up your dick head teacher. Then they find your assault rifles or go out and easily obtain one to do the unthinkable as we have seen far too many times now. How long are we going to cling to these weapons of mass destruction and, more importantly, the very fuct up mentality that goes into warrant having them? At no point would I go out and buy an assault rifle cuz I felt threatened by my landlord. I would just move. Call me crazy.