When can you use your 2nd amendment right?

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So I was extremely bored and reading the US constitution. Which, I realize usually happens the other way around but I can’t help but notice all the babble. Then the stuff that matters is getting changed as we speak…

Check out Amendment 4 – Search and Seizure. Ratified 12/15/1791.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Didn’t this get fuct in the bill obama just passed that says people can be searched n seized for no reason. I think the whole gun thing was a distraction perhaps to get other bills signed. How is there not riots in the streets over this one being infringed but if you threaten to take away someone’s guns then be prepared for war. It’s like you can’t have the milk with those cookies so ya spend all this time arguing about the milk and then by the time you earn your milk you realize your cookies are gone.

Now the 2nd amendment, as hopefully everyone knows, was ONLY created to protect the people from their government. Ummmm if I truly believed I needed a gun cuz my government was so fuct up, I would just move somewhere that i didn’t think my own government was so fuct that I felt I needed a gun. Call me crazy. Now for the sake of this archaic law written in Fuckin 1791 (cough cough, show me something else, anything else from that year that is relevant to 2013) lets assume it was written to protect the people. Ok now out of alllllllllll the bad that has come from personal gun ownership since 1791 (almost 225 years ago), I ask you how many times it’s ever been used for what it was created for? You are correct if you said a whopping zero. So zero actual uses to support ones ONLY ARGUMENT as to why they need a gun, compared to 12000 gun deaths last year alone. Hmmm?!

That’s like creating a law where everyone can have a pet lion just in case wild elephant heards storm your property and then in 225 years they’ve never come, not even once, but you and everyone you know has been effected or knows someone effected by lion attacks and it’s on the news daily. How is this any different?

By the time it gets to a point where citizens are warranted to use their guns because they need to defend against THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT please tell me what laws will even fuckin matter then? They’re coming to kill you and your neighbour. So you think your neighbours are going to stand trial cuz they shot you before the government did??!?! Fuck no! It’s just gonna be a free-for-all of bullet rain. So what kind of moronic type of thinking is this??? If your government is coming to kill you then HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALL LAW is out the window by that point anyway. And to think you’re going to win cuz you had a gun? Do you know how advanced your army technology is? Fuck we would need tanks n fighter jets as well as drone attack planes to be equal. Seriously sit there and picture this one off scenario that this law was created for and ask yourself if you would stand a chance??? Ok so you’ve got 3 assault rifles. Ya still only got 2 arms mafukka. So you and your neighbors (who I’m sure are all in agreement right? Lol) are going to band together and defeat the evil government when they storm through your town? How fuckin dumb are you?

And are we forgetting that this law kinda incriminates one’s own military too? The ones you pay billions to train and arm lol. Cuz when we say “to protect from the government” we don’t mean everyone needs a gun in case Obama goes crazy and comes at you with a gun. We mean if shit goes down it’s you vs your own army you idiot. So could you preemptively shoot militia and get away with it? Claim the 2nd amendment? Guess what? By the time martial law is enforced it don’t matter how many guns you have. You gonna protect your family and kill ALL the good/bad guys? For how long? Then you are surely going to die cuz you just killed military. I’m just trying to wrap my head around this amendments actual use. So at that point when everything is fuct and your government is attacking you do you think you’re going to get a trial where you can say “oh but it’s my 2nd amendment right” and they’re gonna just say “oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah we wrote that so when we tried to kill you, you could defend yourself. Ok you’re free. Oh but wait we’re still in war time and you’re captured so bye” – bang – dead.

Is anyone following me here? At what point will this law EVER be effective? When shit hits the fan that bad that you need to protect your family with a gun collection, do you seriously think that EVERY gun store will not have been long raided by this point and it’s just going to be a complete shit show everywhere gun or no gun? THIS is what you have prepared your life for by living in the United States? So you could one day cling to your gun and protect yourself from your own people? Sad. Let’s be REAL fuckin realistic here. On the off chance you do survive, cuz c’mon now you know you can’t survive forever, I mean the government is trying to kill you! They found Bin Laden, they found Sadaam and by gosh darnit they will find and kill you cuz they don’t (or won’t at that point anyway) give a fuck about you. And when your bullets are done and you actually want to escape the fighting madness, you know damn well you’ll just end up trying to flee to Canada. DO NOT kid yourself. We are where slaves and draft dodgers alike can run away to when they realize that the US constitution ain’t worth dick when shit hits the fan anyway. Conscription, martial law, all that shit means you’re done. Do you honestly think you won’t have been called into the army already if shit was hitting the fan? Then they just give you a gun. You really didn’t need one before. lol. You will be conscripted to be your own enemy and having a gun to defend yourself against that will get you nowhere. That’s like saying everybody needs a flash light. Then the government says we’re going to war, quick everybody grab a flash light cuz you have no choice in the matter. So you’re going to use your flash light in order to not join the flash light brigade? You are the brigade cuz you got one. Not becoming the brigade, well, THAT is the ONLY point at which you would have to fight this impending evil (that is your own government) is it not? And you see that scenario playing out just how exactly again? But don’t worry, if you join, you will still have the free will to shoot whoever you want, just as anyone in your infantry does, or will have or did have in or out of war. Happy now?

Let’s picture this in ANY other scenario. Your roommate or your landlord perhaps. Let’s say you live in a place that is awesome. Great deal on the apartment, you’re eating well but you had been warned by the people living there for the past 225 years that you better keep a gun because the landlord might just go crazy one day. How good would this fuckin apartment have to be in order for a rational and sane person to say “fuckit it’s definitely worth it if all I gotta do is sleep with a gun” right? Like seriously, nobody in their right mind would ever do that. Go out and buy a gun in order to feel safe in an apartment they pay for. So how is this any different from willingly living in the United States and clinging to the 2nd amendment? It’s not.

Now I’ve got a lot of American friends and I don’t know what their views on the 2nd amendment are but I hope this article has made you at least think about it from a different angle. I haven’t locked my door in 7 years, except when I had that girl from France live here for 3 months cuz she was paranoid and I was trying to be respectful, but besides that I take comfort in living where I do. Apartment and country. This article was not in any way shape or form aimed at Americans. After touring the states extensively I met some of the coolest people ever and I know not everyone thinks they need a gun. This article is aimed at the logic of the 2nd amendment. So if you take offence to it then it’s probably cuz you think you need a gun to protect yourself from your government and you are ok with that. I apologize for calling you a fuckin idiot like I just did right there in this sentence, but you should really wake up and try to smell the freedom. Or at least enjoy the fake freedom while it lasts. Having weapons of mass destruction is I guess dependent on your definition of mass. Mine would be more than one. So if you have a weapon that can kill any more people than yourself when you need to put yourself out of misery or the impending misery brought on by your government as you so put it, then you are over-armed. In the mean time your mentally unstable child, whom you let Medal of Honour parent on a playstation 3, doesn’t understand the 2nd amendment and that it’s only if your government wants to hurt you, not if you want to shoot up your dick head teacher. Then they find your assault rifles or go out and easily obtain one to do the unthinkable as we have seen far too many times now. How long are we going to cling to these weapons of mass destruction and, more importantly, the very fuct up mentality that goes into warrant having them? At no point would I go out and buy an assault rifle cuz I felt threatened by my landlord. I would just move. Call me crazy.

What you had sex with someone? Ew You’re disgusting!

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In the wake of all the misogynistic bullying of girls on the internet I just wanted to bring something to light. What idiotic man makes fun of a girl for wanting to have sex or having sex???? The person who made up the word slut should go down in history as the person who fucked up public relations between the two genders forever…

The thing is I’m going to assume, unfortunately, that it was one of your own, ladies. Probably an inside hater way back when, who couldn’t get laid and started calling girls who could, “Sluts” and so on. I only propose this theory cuz I am trying to think in what possible situation would a real man ever say to a girl “Ew you wanna have sex with someone, you’re disgusting” right? I just can’t picture this happening and yet I’m dumbfounded with the cold reality that some lil boys in our society have bought into this woman bashing bollocks of balderdash we call “Sluts” and perpetuated the very hate that has since backlashed and caused women worldwide to adopt chastity belts for fear of being called this word. Way to go you fukkin genius. Mess it up for all of us. That’s like you loving ice cream and then going and picketing when the ice cream truck comes around and telling the driver he’s a loser. Have you really thought this one out? You should probably have your head checked if you can’t get my simple analogy and then really assess your manhood. The thing is it’s never prude virgin types using this word. That, I could understand possibly because you don’t live in a glass house. Am I right here? Seriously, do you ever hear pure virginal people using this word? No because they’re too busy masterbating but that’s beside the point. Anyway, when I hear this word from men, it’s always the rock slinging cavemen out there who reside in glass bubbles of slutness. Ironic eh? Or the men who wish they were sluts and could get laid once let alone numerous times. So to both of you classes of neanderthal ninkum poops, think next time before you go and shoot every man on the planet in the foot.

Sincerely,

Men, everywhere, who like sex with other people who like sex. Thanks.

Before we could say it, we could think it and do it…

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So it occurred to me, while watching geeky documentaries on science as I often do, that we could think before we could speak. Seems so obvious and yet why do people evolved thousands of years later not think before they speak? They found tools that are 1.5 million years old. Mainly a hand axe that took some very careful thought and precision to make. But did it take speech to originally produce? No. As it turns out the part of the brain responsible for making a tool is the exact same part of the brain responsible for forming speech. Other animals make tools but they don’t have the complex languages we have. Some might argue they are able to communicate more than us however no monkeys I know speak 10 different languages of monkey. They just speak monkey. And trust me I know some monkeys. So basically we used this thought process to make tools and then used that same brain power to form speech to describe it. The conclusion I draw from this is that you can make anything. You’re not even limited to language or what has been created. Create a fasdfr3q4 and make it without words. What is it? Cool. Good for you. Somebody out there is gonna love that. I just know it.

Now are you able to laugh at yourself if it sucks it the question? Now that we know we can think and create literally out of nothing. And by nothing I mean, pre-existing materials are one thing, but even when you have NO pre-existing THOUGHT I mean, you are still capable of creating what you conjure. Another thing that sets us apart from our monkey cousins and yet is another thing that is so simple that not everyone does, is laugh. The laughter of different monkeys moving closer towards us genetically also grows respectively more similar to our laugh the closer related they are to us. It goes Apes, Orangutans, Chimpanzees and then Bonobos. All can be tickled and excited, true story! Apes sound nothing like us, they grunt. Orangutans….meh, not really. As you get closer towards us genetically (and THUS, up the evolutionary scale) Chimps begin to laugh a little and Bonobos sound very similar to human baby laughter. It can be drawn that we are evolved and human because of laughter. Baby laughter! Which, is of course the best sound in the world and able to incite laughter commonly throughout any race or religion in the world. Babies laugh and we laugh. But babies don’t just laugh. Neither do you or I. We don’t just laugh at nothing. We first laugh when our parents do stupid shit like peek-a-boo and make ridiculous noises and faces. Why on earth would we do this to ourselves to make babies laugh? People look and sound absurd. But this is bonding. The one true way we bond is through laughter. So while gaga goo goo may seem primitive, well, it is. It’s as primitive as it gets. We’re not only bonding with our babies, but more importantly, much more importantly, THIS is how we teach our children to bond. Evolution wise, this is survival of the fittest. So if you never laugh with your child then you have failed as a parent. The one thing you can give no matter how rich or poor. Luckily for most of you with shitty parents and for future shitty parents who haven’t read my blog, people are able to learn this elsewhere. So regardless of your upbringing I think THAT is the difference in survival. Bonding and surviving against big bullies and even our own dark sides sometimes. Could you laugh if your life depended on it? It might.

Why even test it? Just laugh now. Here’s help…

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So now that you learned we teach our kids to laugh in order to teach them how to bond and that laughing is bonding, then how could you bond with yourself? You just did. Without having to get all introspective and light candles or do better/worse do acid, you can just laugh at yourself. Wow eh? On the deepest most prehistoric level of bonding, you can just laugh at yourself. Who knew? But some of us weren’t taught this and some us end up depressed and suicidal and I think that’s the opposite of being able to laugh at yourself. So remember this next time you act ridiculous in front of a baby. You’re teaching that kid all he needs to know about life and you’re part of evolution. Yes you. The one going “balalalalababoo” repetitively with the kleenex in front of your face. Teach your kids to laugh and they will be better and smarter people and the world, I assure you, will be a better place. Follow me @johnnydilemma cuz I think I found a way out…Laughter.

It dawned on me that this why they put you in a straight jacket when you go completely bat shit crazy cuz they’re just like “Yo, go hug yourself man”

Side note cool fact I learned is that if you’re white you’re probably about 4% neanderthal and if you’re black then the chances of you having neanderthal genes are very slim cuz dem cavemen never went down to Africa and vice versa. Cool.

I also wrote a song that was inspired by all this. Not about being a white caveman, but about everything in the air the past little while about people killing people and themselves and me wanting to get to the bottom of it and see what it is that is the difference. I think it takes love, some thick skin and being able to laugh. None of which you need ANYONE for if you can love yourself and laugh at yourself. So learn this if you have not, and if you have kids then at the very least, teach them this so they can survive when all else fails cuz sometimes it does.

Amanda Todd

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Sometimes it takes tragedy for lessons to be learned.  However, when the tragedy is intentionally inflicted in order to teach a lesson, the lesson will NEVER be learned.  I’m not just talking about the bullying here.  I am talking about the suicide.  One cannot purposely inflict pain or death on someone else OR on one’s self and have karma be served.  You do not dole out Karma.  Karma is what’s served.  You can only put out Darma and you should put it out in gratitude of the good karma and fortune you have to merely be alive, not because you want more good karma.  Anyway this isn’t to press my beliefs on people.  I’d really like to brainstorm a solution and learn from how we’re not learning at all from this tragedy.

First off there needs to be punishment in place for cyber-bullying and better things in place for bullying in general.  YouTube is the new kids help phone and guess what?  You’re the new operator.  If you had saw Amanda’s video cry out for help prior to her death then what could you have done?  Contact the parents?  I’m willing to bet the same parents who didn’t know their daughter was flashing her tits on camera probably didn’t know she was posting videos saying she wanted to die and I’m going to guess neither of these were talked about at the dinner table.  What were Amanda’s outlets?  Sadly you and I.  And I’m not trained in this type of stuff but we all know someone who is and we all know the number to call when someone is in danger.  I’m not saying she had bad parents because it could’ve just been she didn’t feel comfortable talking to them. She felt comfortable though sharing it with the world because she could do it from the comfort of her lonesomeness which webcams allow for. Now let’s see, she’s got over 400,000 likes on her fanpage.  What if even 10% of those were calls to police or even just ONE for that matter. If I call the police right now and say someone is trying to kill me, depending on where I live lol, they will come save me. Who’s saving people from themselves?  Remember how Superman could hear/know of bad things going on and rush to the rescue?  Well we’re not quite there yet but YouTube is more like the bat symbol and I think we, as a worldly community, need to respond when someone asks for help let alone when they feel taking their life is the only answer.

Now me personally, I wouldn’t take my life if I was in Nazi concentration camp.  The camp miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight get freed the next day and then wouldn’t I feel dumb.  Slash dead.  This is where one of the roots of the problem can be addressed.  Proper instilling of hope and beliefs in our children.  Is child suicide a problem in starving African nations where death is actually at the door step anyway?  Why is it here then in a thriving nation that a child feels they have zero outlets, options or anything other than death?  I want to teach my children that giving up on projects is not cool.  I guess I will have to instil in them as well that giving up on life is the ultimate not cool.  And when it’s at the hands of bullying it’s giving into what people who hate you want you to do.  Now glorification of such is in itself of a massive massive problem.

If you’re sitting alone feeling like Amanda Todd, then you’re rationale is off to begin with because you’re NEVER alone. So I’m not going to put it past you to not be able to decipher her new fame from her being dead and not being around to appreciate it and that’s what scares me. Do not think not being uncool is uncool but rather think being dead is uncool and note that death cannot bring popularity for many logical reasons. There are SO many outlets and yet if you’re feeling suicidal then this world media exposure outlet is looking pretty good right now I bet. It’s not.  It’s really not.  People can’t feel your pain when you’re gone, they can only feel it when you’re alive.  Share your pain and not your death and I give my personal guarantee that you will stay alive.  Weird how that works eh?

The ones who should be getting all the attention are the cyber bullies.  It’d be great to post these people’s names and profiles for the world to see and then see how proud of themselves they really are.  A charge of cyber harassment on one’s record wouldn’t bode too well for getting future jobs if that were in place.  This worked in the Vancouver riots.  The city posted all the pics of all the people involved and THEN lessons were learned.  Public shame is a ma fugga.  Nobody needs to stone the person or bully them, just show their face.  And there has to be some loop hole around the young offenders act.  I understand it’s against the act to post names and pics of young offenders but what if you just post links?  THEY are the ones who posted the pics, not the police, and can the police charge me if I made a site called loserbullyville.com and posted all the pics of the people who were tormenting her pre AND post death?  For those still tormenting you’re all sick fux.

Unfortunately bullies will be bullies.  The only thing we can do as a society is inflict stiffer punishments/sentences for bullying whether on or off line.  In most cases the parents are bullies and that is where the kid learned it from.  In cases where that’s not the case and the parents are of course “perfect” then how the hell do you not know your kid is a bully.  There are no perfect parents but the ones closer to perfection know when their kids are bullying, being bullied or getting nude on camera.  Not to blame Amanda, but kids or anyone for that matter should not be taking nude pics unless you are 18+ and want to get into that industry.  There is NO reason for pictures to be taken.  What good could come of this?  THAT is a talk that parents need to have with their kids right now as well as what to do when being bullied or for that matter see someone being bullied.  

I propose a mentor program much like big brothers.  If you think you can be a good friend to someone then get off Plenty Of Fish (we all know you’re not on there to meet new friends despite what your profile says) and sign up for this site or program.  Maybe it is just online based.  Similar to having a pen pal.  The truth of the matter is nobody would know who was “alone” and who was there to be a “helper” and 2 “alone” people could be matched up just the same and wouldn’t even know it.  This is because there are no qualifications to being a helper other than listening. I also bet that “helpers” would find a lot of similarities in common with people needing help. This is because we all need help, love and support. The good news is that there is a lot of it out there.

I’ll leave you all with this because wouldn’t the world be a better place if we had listened?  Then maybe this would be the video and fan page that had half a million likes and not one glorifying ending one’s life as the answer to bullying.

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Calling out the BS in BSL…

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If this shit even thinks about coming to BC you’re gonna see me lead my first protest cuz this is fuckin bullshit.  Where is the fuckin honus on the owners and why would you let your 4 year old play with ANY breed of dog unsupervised or at least to the point where you couldn’t intervene.  After spending time in Calgary with my friend’s rotty who most would consider scary, I know first hand that it is………………………………..
The deed and not the breed cuz that rotty is one of the sweetest dogs I’ve ever met in my life and people fabricating all these BS stats about pitbulls (which is not even a breed) need to read the facts and learn that lil dogs bite way more.  Breed Specific Legislation or BSL is NOT effective.  The number of bites has remained the same since thousands of innocent dogs were SLAUGHTERED in Toronto since the introduction of BSL.  Adopting this in BC would mean slaughtering thousands of innocent dogs cuz they “look” like they have a big head and could be mean.  Maybe we should just go ahead and kill all spaniards while we’re at it cuz lord knows my ancestors conquered and fucked up a lot of other cultures so clearly genocide is the answer.  You morons who think this is a solution need to get your head checked.  I don’t even like big dogs, I’m more a fu fu type dog lover truth be told as I grew up with a shi-tzu but I’m an animal lover and there needs to be better laws and EDUCATION in place.  Teaching kids in schools how to interact or rather not interact with ANY unfamiliar animal.  I’m sorry but if something the size of one of my chew toys started slapping me in the face I’d bite this shit out of it too.  Owners need to be accountable.  ANY dog can be trained to be vicious.  ANY.  And so maybe the stigma of gangsters having pitbulls or whatever could be thwarted by not allowing you to own such a dog if you have committed certain crimes yourself that could lead one to believe you’re not suitable to own something that could be used for bad.  These poor dogs man.  This is something that really gets me going.  Leashes, muzzles, proper dog/owner training and registration for certain breeds, maybe, but slaughtering animals?  c’mon, what’s that teaching our kids.  Good luck teaching your kid not to be racist and then they come and kill your dog cuz of the way it looks.

New Meaning to the term Pussy Riot…

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WOW!!! this gets you 7 years in russia? fuck I always wanted to dawn a balaclava in a church and scream out “fuck the government” while practicing my new style of dance called “flaling” and it’s a shame I can’t now.  I don’t know why the world is so up in arms about this.  These bitches did some seriously disrespectful shit.  Let’s imagine they tried that in another country…

China – Death

Any Islamic Country (let’s be fuckin realistic) – Death

Spanish Speaking Countries – Beaten to death by the church goers before the police even got there.

USA – You’re gonna do some time.  Maybe not 2 years, but then again depending on what state you’re in you would probably face more than 2 years.

Canada – Sadly Canada is probably the only country you could get away with this shit and just get a slap on the wrist.  I’d do it to prove a point but I’m not that disrespectful towards people’s beliefs.

Let’s see how well they fair in prison.  That gives Pussy Riot a whole new meaning if you ask me.

Speaking of disrespecting other people’s beliefs…
I was recently in Guatemala and I noticed Jehovah Witnesses trying to convert Mayans.  We’re talking about a culture that has been around since 200 AD.  Are you seriously going to try and disrupt something so old and pure?  It exists that long because it works for them.  These JW’s pass out pamphlets in Mayan language that badgers the culture.  I’m sorry but a Mayan has NEVER knocked on my door and tried to convert me.  Weird.  They disrespect certain parts of the culture they deem to be pagan.  Such as killing a chicken when someone is sick.  I’m sorry but what do we do in North America when someone is sick??  We feed them chicken soup.  Well they kill it and then eat it.  They kill it as an offering and then they ingest it.  Seems just as equally logical as eating a can of chicken soup which has been proven to have zero scientific value in terms of making one feel less sick.  Google it sukka.

So shall media

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So today I joined yet another social media site.  Tumblr’s slogan is something like blah blah blah for creators.  Prit close anyways.  So then I start checking it out and it seems as though there is no original content but rather just a massive circle jerk of pictures and information.  It got me thinking.  Original thoughts that is.  About how it hurts to be original.  All the great creators were at first hated on.  It’s much easier to just go in the flow of the mainstream.  There are very few people who truly do what they want.  Usually we call them freaks.  But if you want to be original without dressing like a freak then make your own path.  You really can do anything in life.  Remember when your parents told you that and you laughed.  Well it’s true.  You can grab life by the balls and do whatever you want.  For my birthday last year, and gear up to, I decided to finally pursue my dream.  Even more importantly though, I decided to do what I want.  If you really sit there and list out exactly what you want, a la The Secret and other such mind empowering thought processes, then it will come.  I don’t know for how long or what the magic is after that.  I had so many things on my list that I wanted or wanted to do.  But when it came down to it I told myself I needed to narrow it down to 3 things.

Make music

Travel

Smoke weed

 

Those are my favorite things and people can laugh at that and call it crazy.  I once listened to the little voice too that told me I couldn’t but then I decided to give it a shot.  So really sit there and think and boil it down to the 3 things that would make you the happiest.  Albeit 3 selfish things if need be.  This is not the list for world peace and bringing your family closer.  Get your own shit sorted cuz as I’m learning you really can’t be happy with anything, anyone, any job, etc, unless you yourself are happy.  Once you boil it down to 3 things you should repeat these things 1000x a day.  I quit my job and pursued those 3 things.  I can honestly say that’s all I’ve done for the past year.  So I think now I need to shift focus, had I known it would work so well I would’ve spun more realistic goals.  Good thing I didn’t list going to the moon or else I prob wouldn’t be able to write this post right now from there.  So a year later I sit here feeling very accomplished in those goals but now looking to set a new list of goals that will actually accomplish even more than just bringing me happiness.  Making music must remain.  What to do?

Hello world!

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Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.  AKA my blog.  Please bare with me as I struggle to learn how to work everything.  I’m usually a quick study though so hopefully I’ll pick it up in no time.  Sometimes I’m one of those people that shouldn’t have been given a keyboard let alone a mouth.  My name is Johnny Dilemma and I share opinions.  Those of you who know me are probably able to hear my voice as you read my words because that’s how fuckin real I keep it.  So real.